Pretention

You know that line from Steel Magnolias, "an ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure?" It's so true! Pretentious people elicit an aura like a bad odor that spreads out telling everyone around that they think they're better than you. Congratulations on your new baby! Did you really have to name him Glasgow Falkirk Pile? You understand that it's the equivilent of someone in Scotland naming their child Boston Pittsburgh MacLeod, right?